And really, I can only think of one auditory response after seeing this movie.

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OH MY GOD, THIS IS THE GREATEST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!


For reals. Holy crap. This. THIS. Go see this. Right now. I mean it.

Now Spoilers.

This movie is a freaking miracle. It amazes me that the four year build up to the Avengers actually paid off in the end. I was glued to the screen through the entire 2 and a half hours (which doesn't feel like 2 and a half hours). I was never bored, it never felt like the movie dragged at all, the action was fantastic, and it was funny!

Robert Downey Jr. steals every scene he's in. But then again he steals every scene in every movie he's ever been in ever. Every line he says is so much better than everyone else's that I have to make a second list of favourite lines that aren't Robert Downey Jr's.

Chris Evans is still an awesome Captain America, and he delivers one of my favourite lines of the whole movie. When Cap is giving out everyone's orders for attacking the Chitauri, he turns to Hulk and orders him to....Smash. It was epic. My absolute favourite line of his is when he get's the flying monkey's reference when Thor didn't.

Mark Ruffalo makes for a pretty damn good Bruce Banner, and aside from the action, his scenes were probably the best. He has two amazing lines. One as Banner and another as Hulk. The first is when he reveals his 'secret' to the others. "That's my secret Captain. I'm always Angry." Then he hulks out and punches the Chitauri's giant flying fish tank thing. The second is when Hulk beats the piss out of Loki and afterwards he just grunts; "Puny god..." Best two worded sentence, EVER.

Chris Hemsworth is an awesome Thor. I'm wondering how many takes it took for him to get his lines down; while speaking in the old english manner. Cuz his banter is friggin' hilarious. His best line comes pretty early, but god damn is it funny. "Loki is my brother." "He killed 80 of our agents." "....He's adopted."

I dunno much about Black Widow and Hawkeye but Scarlett Johansson and Jeremy Renner make me want to read about them. They have their share of pretty cool moments, even if Hawkeye spends half the movie as Loki's mind slave. But I digress.

Tom Hiddleston makes for an intimidating and at times, a very campy villain as Loki. I'm glad they didn't kill him at the end, cuz I wanna see him in Thor 2.

And finally Samuel L Jackson as Ultimates Nick Fury. Well what can i say? He's Samuel L Jackson. He fights Robert Downey Jr. for the most awesomeness portrayed on screen at one time.

Alright, ready for the biggest spoiler? It involves the mid post credit scene. I mean it. It shows the villain for Avengers 2. You ready? I'ma tell you now.

I be serious.  Last Spoiler Warning.

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Right so. I'm not saying it was Thanos. But it's Thanos. And for those of you who don't know; this is Thanos. [link] Thanos is the villain for Avengers 2. I think I might die from Nerdgasm.